How long until you sink in your spit?

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Jessie and I went to look at houses today and found one that is just amazing so we asked our landlord if we could get out of our lease early…here’s to hoping because that house was beautiful.

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Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

OH FUCK

I’d like to point out that Phineas has an older sister, Candace. Now, I’m not entirely sure, but I believe they canonically are from the same father. This would mean that not only did Linda do the do with Dr. Doof, she did it twice.

I’LL USE MY FORNICATORNATOR TO CONQUER YOUR THIGH STATE AREA.

FUCK THAT LAST POST IM DEAD

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